welcome, everyone. welcome everyone. everyone’s welcome.

  • assgod:

    mewtwerk:

    tyra’s always been this crazy

    reasons why i thrive on drama now

    (Source: fairytrainer, via lubricates)

  • insomniacq:

    56blogsstillcrazy:

    Rent-A-Center Wildin LMAOOOOOOO

    Yoooooooooo🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

    (via flyandfamousblackgirls)

  • oforlikelalune-deactivated:

    doujinshi:

    anue:

    Friend: how do you say i love you in german

    Me: ich liebe dich

    Friend: i also love dick

    das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

    I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.

    (via humorstaff)

  • lassukmiboolelunk:

    moonbuckets:

    image
    image
    image
    image
    image
    image

    a BeTtEr mOrE poSiTIve THuMbErler

    right, @staff ?

    szíp

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • the1timelady:

    jayjaysingh:

    daveandjadeotp:

    jetgreguar:

    i’ve been comprimised 

    i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

    I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

    It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

    image

    thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

    image

    thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

    image

    blocking the street with a DIY railway

    image

    blind man driving

    image

    AND as a snail on a speedway

    (Source: 4gifs, via lubricates)

  • goodreadss:

    “The best way to get along with people is not to expect them to be like you.”

    — Joyce Meyer
    (via goodreadss)